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Что говорят умные люди о сексе ( в помощь изучающим английский)

17 октября´05 5:51 Просмотров: 582 Комментариев: 5
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy

"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
* Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams
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seryogin    15.12.2005, 03:42
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seryogin
Вот это подборочка!
Каждый может быть всят эпиграфом к какому-то шедевру.
Ну а для изучающих английский крайне полезна.
Мантисса    31.10.2005, 09:15
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Мантисса
Немного с опозданием, но от всего сердца поздравляю с Днем Рожедния! Желаю здоровья тебе и близким, счастья, любви, радости! :)))
Psychea    30.10.2005, 01:45
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Psychea
с днем вареничка!:))) всего наилучшего
Мантисса    17.10.2005, 14:13
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Мантисса
Первый и пятый тезисы - лучшие! :)))))))))))))))))))
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