Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had been decidedly
> over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking
> home they got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of
> them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.
> One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her
> panties and use them, then throw them away. Her friend however was
> wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers
> but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was
> one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then
> made off for home.
> The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
> "These bloody Girls Nights Out have got to stop. My wife came home last
> night without her panties"
> "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck
> between the cheeks of her arse that said 'From all the lads at the Fire
> Station. We'll never forget you'."