A store that sells husbands has just opened in Lusaka,[ Zambia ] at Archades Shopping Centre where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a descirption of how the store operates.
You may visit the store only ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is however a catch.......you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband........
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."wow" she hunks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "l can hardly stand it!"
Still she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romatic streak.
She is so tempted to say, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exits solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. [ Zambia has a population of 12,000,000 ]
Watch you step as you exit the building and have a nice day!