Eight years ago I met a woman. We had brunch. My credit card was rejected, because it was maxed out. On a second date I fall asleep in the movie. Third date got cancelled, because I got a heart transplant to attend. I still don't understand what she sees in me. I am self-centered, obnoxious and arrogant ass-hole, who can barely speak English. We are married, have two wonderful kids, a house, two pretty discent cariers, we are happy.
Thanks, honey, for your wisdom and patience!