A brand new store has been just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to fallow the instructions at the entrance:
- You may visit this store ONLY ONCE ! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building !
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 1 – These men have jobs.
FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs, love kids.
FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
FLOOR 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework.
FLOOR 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and sign reads:
FLOOR 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. The floor exists solely as a proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.