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MEN'S and WOMEN'S LANGUAGE

11 марта´08 15:19 Просмотров: 195 Комментариев: 0
WOMEN'S LANGUAGE :
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is s-x all you ever think
about?

MEN'S LANGUAGE :
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have s-x now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s-x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s-x with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s-x with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s-x with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s-x with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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